HERDS OF CHAOS COW 

#66 aka cow aka beefy grishnack 
born to a life of privilege on a nondescript farm in norway (wisconsin) of a royal dairy bloodline (cow’s great-great grandmother was the face on the borden label), cow soon became restless and started to rebel. unlike the other cows, who only listened to five finger death punch, jackyl, ted nugent, and whatever country was on the radio in the barn, cow wanted more. after several unsuccessful attempts to burn down various farm buildings (which naturally failed from a lack of fingers, or thumbs), one day cow hacked into the farmer’s internet and immersed himself in norwegian black metal, starting the reddit group r/herdsofchaos, seeking out likeminded creatures from around the world. and did he ever find them.
cow adopted the nickname beefy grishnackh, and now spends most of his days working on his blog ‘moolean perspective’, which was recently banned from youtube for its controversial views on race, religion, and dairy.
quick facts:
believes that cows are the master race, born to lead all other creatures, especially “stupid humans”.  
once ate a hamburger out of the trash, just for the rush. said it tasted like chicken.